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Stag Beetle Professional Wrestling

from Animal Songs by The Gothsicles

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lyrics

It’s Stag Beetle Professional Wrestling
Gargantuan action at scaled down dimensions
Catering to bugs across the land
Tree sap and leaves at the concession stand

In one corner was the Tiny Titan
Weighing in at 2 grams and ready for fightin’
In the other corner was the Mini Mauler
Intercontinental champ and ready for brawlin’

It’s stag beetle
It’s stag beetle
It’s stag beetle professional wrestling

The match began with a clothesline by Titan
Then he dropped a superchop right in the chiton
Mauler was in trouble, it was almost finalized
But lauding from the audience soon got him re-energized

He jumped off the turnbuckle, and mid-air flexed his mandibles
A triple somersault, it was barely even landable
A devastating megaton straight to the thorax
He rolled over his opponent right on to his back

MAULER WINS

Please stay tuned for the female division
More powerful pincers and crazier collisions

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from Animal Songs, released February 26, 2021

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