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The Church of Briantology Vol. 3

by Various Artists

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Reading comprehension, 99th percentile Sing the siren song of the gifted child Believe in yourself and follow your dreams Found out the hard way to see where that leads I did everything I was supposed to do Bet the farm on this wish And it didn’t come true Walk along the prescribed path Never think about the math A failure to prioritize Living as a consolation prize I did everything I did it all Climbed the ladder to the top To maximize the fall
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Applied industrial science If you got the notion Vibrations on stage To put bodies in motion With EBM theorems ‘Cause we keep it nerdy At a Sheraton Inn in the middle of New Jersey Dark mass times dark acceleration Gothic physics across the nation Dark mass times dark acceleration Dark Force Festival: A science celebration! Dark Force Dark Force Fest Bringing that heat like thermodynamics Breaking all the rules like quantum mechanics Barely contained chaos theory With a Doppler effect ‘cause you’ll be moving when you hear me Showcasing the faces of energy Frenetic kinetics and potentially Fusing molecules to blow the whole place apart Friday after Panic Lift and before Hexheart
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Woke up with a curious strength stat buff But strangely cannot move, it’s as if I’m handcuffed Lying supine, but below the neck I’m covered Why do I feel the presence of another? What did I undergo? New body ratio Start the horror show Ape torso Made a stealth check, set free from bondage Burdened by new unfathomable knowledge Sutured at the spine Clinging to humanity Bare my hairy arms and roll for sanity
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My soul belated By the leeway given you Meeting halfway leaves me Only one way I can move and that's down Don't owe ya nothing Now my bill is due I'll keep on adding zeros 'Till you tear it up, tear it up and go I'll take you down Tear it up and I'll take you down I Tear it up and Hold you to my law Tear it up and Then tear it up, tear it up and go I'll take you down Tear it up and I'll take you down I Tear it up and Hold you to my law Tear it up and Then tear it up, tear it up and go Tear it up Lacerate it Once one piece now bifurcated Take it, tear it, rent to own it Break it down into components Now this thing is modular I'm starting to lose the metaphor Need to rework the second verse, 'cause I forgot to ask just what it was I forgot to ask just what it was I'll take you down Tear it up and I'll take you down I Tear it up and Hold you to my law Tear it up and Then tear it up, tear it up and go I'll take you down Tear it up and I'll take you down I Tear it up and Hold you to my law Tear it up and Then tear it up, tear it up and go I'll take you down Tear it up and I'll take you down I Tear it up and Hold you to my law Tear it up and Then tear it up, tear it up and go I'll take you down Tear it up and I'll take you down I Tear it up and Hold you to my law Tear it up and Then tear it up, tear it up and go My life My life My life My life On with my life On with my life On with my life On with my life On with my life On with my life On with my life On with my life
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Damocles in the seas of me Basilisks and subtleties A chaos train with just one constant With the magic to migrate monsters I think it’s time to stop You know you can’t I should stop Self sycophant I need to stop Nothing left inside To hold back the tide Stagnancy is suicide We can’t stop We can’t stop We don’t stop Displaced waste will multiply With a well that never dries Achieve reprieve through ingesting distress One clean thing in a gasoline mess
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Ululate with these ear-piercing primates Can’t be confined or contained within a category Ears get sheared when we mark binaural territory Levelling up by way of barbaric yawp Climbin’ to the canopy ‘cause we head to the top We gotta make a decree And do it loudly Projecting audibly Howler monkey We gotta make a decree And do it loudly Super sonically Howler monkey 123 Howler monkey No joke vox that rattle brains in craniums Sound waves for days ‘cause we play gigantic stadiums Hear us for miles ‘cause we’re off the richter scale You couldn’t grasp our style with a prehensile tail Ululate with these ear-piercing primates Coming from Boston And La Crosse, Wisconsin!
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TIGERSQUAWK 254

Hi, my name's Brian Graupner and I've gotten into the habit of releasing these annual compilations on (or around) my birthday to showcase all the stuff I did with my various bands the prior year.

The first two tracks are new for this album!

"Gasoline Invertebrate - I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do" produced and mastered by Cryonica Mastering
cryonicamastering.com

"The Gothsicles - Dark Force Fest (Mass x Acceleration)" was released as a free single as part of the "Festival Songs" series.

"Sanity Checks - Ape Torso (Batavia remix)" is available on Industrial Side Quest (Tigersquawk Records)
sanitychecks.bandcamp.com/album/industrial-side-quest

"Bounte - Tear It Up (feat. The Gothsicles)" is available on The Graupner Dichotomy (Tigersquawk Records)
bounte.bandcamp.com/album/the-graupner-dichotomy

"Amalgamated Cadaver - Grandma's 80th Birthday, 1988" is available on PLAY AUDIO (Tigersquawk Records / Memento Mori Theatricks)
gasolineinvertebrate.bandcamp.com/album/play-audio

(This is the OST for "PLAY", a new analog horror RPG from Memento Mori Theatricks! www.memento-mori.com/books/play-rpg-print)

"Gasoline Invertebrate - Stop (Sweat Boys remix)" is on Cure Light Wounds (Tigersquawk Records)
gasolineinvertebrate.bandcamp.com/album/cure-light-wounds

"The Gothsicles feat. Choke Chain - Howler Monkey (Spray remix)" is available on Howler Monkey (Tigersquawk Records)
thegothsicles.bandcamp.com/album/howler-monkey

"Amalgamated Cadaver - Three Bees and a Sherman Tank" is available on Live From The Dentist's Office (Voidstar Productions / Tigersquawk Records)
voidstarproductions.bandcamp.com/album/live-from-the-dentists-office

Massive thanks to Cryonica Mastering, Zoog von Rock, Memento Mori Theatricks, Deftly-D and Voidstar Productions, Planetdamage, Batavia, Sweat Boys, Spray, Gopal Metro, Tigersquawk Records, and all the amazingly sexy and thought-provoking PATRONS at patreon.com/gothsicles!

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released August 11, 2023

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