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Vampire: The Eternal Struggle, aka "V:TES", is a classic collectible card game that I enjoy the hell out of, despite being intensely bad at it.
This track also features Ben Peal, who is like the main Super Lord King of the Universe / rockstar of planet Earth's V:TES scene.
Production on this track happens c/o Dan Clark, whose main musical outlet is the Dark Clan. Check them out 'cause they're awesome.
lyrics
It's our designated weeknight
Or weekend if you roll that way
I brought a couple a' beers
But save like six for me, okay?
'Cause like an adult swim
I'm always out of the pool
I got an academic hunting ground
'Cause I'm always getting schooled
I've got a history
Of playing inadmissibly
To any tournament I see
'Cause I get killed by Chimerstry
You're thinking moves ahead
I'm struggling with card text
And trying to determine
The effects of Rötshreck
It's got great group dynamics
And that keeps me coming back
Even though all I'm good at
Is the pre-game talking smack
I'll threaten you
With my brand new
Inner Circle Toreador
Then watch you pound me into the ground
With cards from '94
I've got a history
Of playing inadmissibly
To any tournament I see
'Cause I get killed by progeny
You're thinking moves ahead
I'm struggling with card text
And trying to determine
Rötshreck's effects
I've got a history
Of playing inadmissibly
At every tournament I see
'Cause I get killed by Thaumaturgy
You're thinking moves ahead
I'm struggling with card text
And wondering what horrid combo
You'll throw at me next
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released November 15, 2009
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